Moose on the Street: What was the Best Part of the Demolition Derby?

 

The Beer Garden. Otis Inman, town sot

Gettin’ knocked up under the bleachers by muh’ cousin, or uncle, who can remember? Ida Ho Inman, Clark Fork

The T-shirt launcher and free candy and stuff. Madison, High School Senior

Finally seeing a car that looks worse than my beater Hyundai. Desmond, local gearhead and aviation tinkerer.

Gettin’ a ride on the back seat into the arena, and my Ma was actually proud for once. Nancy, retired barfly with Emphysema