Our Christmas Calendar Girl this year is Red Death. Red Death self identifies as an angry tri-sexual trans-spider monkey. Red Death is fresh out of its 14 hour rehab stint, is off parole, and says it is asymptomatic after its free clinic treatments. Red Death will be working the back room at Jagged Needle all December, so come by and see her for a special happy ending, free with all of our services. Just a little Christmas extra from all of us at Jagged Needle for all of our loyal customers.
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