Showing posts with label Real Estate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Real Estate. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase

 










Resort Properties Intranational is pleased to offer this exclusive luxury motorhome, which includes almost 500 square feet of National forest with full squatter’s rights. Located in the beautiful Panhandle National Forest, not even 15 miles form Lakeview, this luxury RV has been resting in the same spot for over twenty years, qualifying it for a rare squatting exemption by the Forest Service. Styled in the same motif as Walter White and Jessie Pinkman’s classic cooking Winnebago, this rare North Idaho treasure exudes class and stature. Hill side views of trees, open and airy floor plan, and a bathroom as big as the great outdoors. Only a short one hour commute to Clark Fork. A literal steal at on $350,000.

Monday, November 9, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase

 


















Thriving North Idaho business for sale. This unique flea market / auto repair / flophouse is now available for those savvy investors looking for a unique opportunity. Consistently grossing receipts in the tens of dollars annually, with 4 current tenants, one of whom actually pays rent. This property is also zoned Industrial 3, so no worrying about any EPA sanctions in the future, despite anything that you may ‘accidentally’ spill. Freshly updated paint and landscaping out front, with the potential for an oil well in the back by the old pit. Become your own boss NOW! Offered at only $1.5 million exclusively through Billy Bob’s Business Brokerage, Medical Marijuana and CBD Emporium.

Monday, October 12, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase

 

Off-season Houseboat rental. Think outside the box, or in this case, the boat ramp. No need to put up with high rental prices when you can live like a king in this fully refurbished houseboat! Situated so close to the water, you can almost see it (with binoculars). Recently remodeled (1947), it features open air cooking, dining, living, bedroom and bathroom facilities. If you prefer to make it cozier for the winter, a weather-tight blue tarp can be added. Serious inquiries only, as this will move fast at only $800 per month. Contact Resort Properties today for your exclusive and private showing.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase

 


Luxury basement efficiency rental. Recently remodeled, with upper quarters moved to a new site. The basement as of now is unused and fresh as well. Basement photos will be posted as soon as lighting allows, Located next to a sanitary lagoon, and only minutes away from fine shopping and dining at the Dufort Mall. $750 per month, plus security deposit and a drug test. Stool sample not needed. Contact Resort Realty for more information.


Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase


Luxury Fixer Upper in beautiful Sagle. Many renovations have already been completed, including the removal of half the roof. Three coffee shops within one mile, and walking distance to an award winning public school. County plow trucks take care of the minimalist driveway. A true North Idaho Gem offered at only $489,000. Imagine the Possibilities!

Friday, August 21, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase: Business Opportunity

 Bonner Boogie Showcase


Unique Business Opportunity!

Invest in this turnkey operation, and become the owner of this Used Furniture and Used Tire Emporium. This business consistently makes yearly receipts in the hundreds of dollars. All books are up to date as of 1998 and are available for review. Lots of capital improvements have been made in the last two years, including a fresh application of RoundUp!  Don’t let this opportunity pass you by. Offered at only $625,000.


Friday, August 7, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase


Bonner Boogie Showcase





Luxury Off-Grid Cabin Living at its finest! This rustic cabin is located just hours away from the nearest conveniences of Bonner County. Reportedly once inhabited by the Unabomber’s Uncle, this cabin features renovated windows and a floorpan with stunning views from every room. Local wildlife can be seen so close, you’ll swear they are inside with you. Sale includes the vacated removal order from the Forest Service, and an easily rebuildable moonshine still for potential business income. Priced to sell at only $389,000. 

Monday, July 27, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase: Lake Front Living



Luxury Lake House Rental. Open and airy floorpan. Bathroom access on all four sides of the property. Spend the summer enjoying the best of Lake Pend Oreille and the great outdoors. Offered at $750 per week through August, or until the next wind storm, whichever occurs first. Security deposit, drug test and proof of sanity required.

Friday, July 24, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase

This Luxury RV comes with squatter’s rights on 157 square feet of swamp front property. Completely off grid, with kerosene fixtures and heating, unlimited swamp water for boiling, and unlimited swamp septic drainage. Live the North Idaho dream with frequent wildlife viewings, no services, and no neighbors. Offered at on $389,000, or available to rent for only $1,100 per month (first, last, $500 security deposit, full background check and cavity search. Pets accepted on a case by case basis with extra security deposit) 

Monday, July 20, 2020

Bonner Boogie Showcase: Business Opportunity


Bonner Boogie Showcase

Business Opportunity: Just in time for the 4th of July sales season, you too can own your own business. Imminently visible Fireworks Stand with almost twenty feet of roadside frontage. Located in an area where the fire marshall has no jurisdiction. Included in the offer is the current owner’s 1989 Chevrolet Camaro with only 382,000 miles, minimal rust, twelve deer strikes, and the capability for repeated one tire fires. Owner financing / No Money Down terms. Offered at only $500,000! Better hurry!



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