Friday, August 14, 2020

Bonner County Fair Preview


Las Vegas Demolition Derby March 2020: Get Down & Derby


BONNER COUNTY, ID - Corona will not be hampering this year’s Bonner County Fair. In fact the Fair won’t be selling Corona at all. But rest assured that the other mainstays of Regular Coors, Diet Coors, and Mike’s Extra Hard Lemonade will be available to any and all with some sort of ID, including library cards. Get ready for some alcohol fueled fun at the fairgrounds!


In addition to all the interesting animal exhibits, the quilting contest will be on full display. The amateur photo and art displays will also provide other visual stimuli. While you are there, don’t forget to stop by the vegetable growing and baking contests too. There will be food for everyone, with Deep Fried Twinkies and Corndogs, along with Navajo Lard Tacos and Deep Fried Butter Sticks. All of the county’s organizations will be represented in the informational hall, and this year the Bonner County Democrats and the Jehovah’s Witnesses are spurring each other on with a contest to see which booth can attract ten visitors for the first time.


Finally, what would the Bonner County Fair be without the Demolition Derby. Come out and watch as Bonner County’s finest gearheads spend $5,000 and then compete for thirty minutes or more to make their entries look like their daily drivers. This year the Derby will be releasing random confused deer into the arena to help with the impacts and body damage. Don’t let the lack of rides keep you away, come out and experience the best of Bonner County at the Fair!


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