CLARK FORK, ID - With the Tecate, er Corona virus forcing the closure of all restaurants earlier this year, Taco Tuesdays have simply never recovered. Local eateries have been forced to raise prices and cancel discounted food nights in an effort to remain open. As a result, county diners have been clamoring for a night to go out for a cheap meal and the ability to get hammered on festive cocktails.
The Clark Fork community has answered the call with its newly created Moonshine Mondays. Moonshine Mondays is an open invitation for residents, visitors and tourists to sample the best of Clark Fork. Locals will be selling their wares on front porches all throughout town, and a few may actually do some barbecuing and sell some food as well. In order to develop a Las Vegas type atmosphere, people will be encouraged to roam the streets, red plastic cups in hand, and stumble through town looking for their next tasty beverage. Bonners Ferry hops workers will be imported to hand out business cards that direct revelers to Clark Fork’s other mainstay profession.
Social distancing requirements will be strictly forgotten about, and masks will not be required, except for ugly people who drink too much and wake up after a night of rabid fornicating. Local law enforcement has sanctioned this event, as they need to start generating some serious revenue to make up for the Dos Equis, er Corona shortfall in issued citations and DUIs.
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