The Moose Droppings would like to acknowledge and give a special shout-out to all of the essential workers that have kept our community running during the heinous, rampant and novel Corona pandemic. While the rest of us were, or still are, hunkered down, cowering in irrational fear of this new and horrific threat to the survival of our species, these brave women and men help ensure that the rest of America soldiers on.
Where to begin? Foremost in the front lines of this war have been the emergency and medical professionals of our community. Those brave practitioners who successfully diagnosed the four Covid cases in our county through June and sent them home to binge on Netflix, while keeping our sterilized medical facilities safe from outbreaks by effectively closing them. Jobs well done, and we sincerely hope for a speedy recovery to the financial health of your practices and hospitals.
Even more essential, are the workers who brave infection to keep our stores open for supplies. We cannot say enough about the courageous men and women who keep our liquor stores, vapor shops, cbd and pot dispensaries operational, despite the obvious risks to life and lung. And where would we be without everyone who mans our grocery stores and convenience marts, despite having to work around ridiculous three foot wide acrylic screens and having to wear useless homemade face masks around their necks all shift?
Finally, we would like to acknowledge our brave elected officials, whose leadership and early declaration of states of emergency obviously saved us all from something maybe bad. Your usurpation of power has been truly inspirational to behold, and your trampling of individual liberties and quashing of the American economy was an appropriate Communist Chinese-like response to a Communist Chinese virus. The bravery you displayed by going about your daily lives while forcing the rest of your subjects to shelter in place was admirable and inspirational, and hopefully your constituents take notice of the examples that you set.
Finally, a huge shout-out to all the media outlets, print, video and social, that keep stirring up awareness in the noble pursuit of more clicks and ratings. Now that this tragic pandemic has been magically curve flattened while still growing, so that riots can be held, we pray that a war breaks out in some third world turd anywhere, so that you might actually have some news to report. Who knows, maybe Trump might get impeached again. Better yet, keep pushing the BLM / ANTIFA narrative. Think of the 24 / 7 coverage that doesn’t include the Corona end of the world. Jobs well done, one and all.
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