Monday, September 21, 2020

Best of Bonner County Contest?

While the Moose Droppings appreciates the efforts of the Bonner Daily Bee and their ‘Best of’ contest, we have noticed that they have left out several categories near and dear to the hearts of our readership. The Moose Droppings is therefore proud to announce our own “Best of Bonner County’ contest. Categories are listed below. Please make your nominations on our Blogspot page, and feel free to add extra categories as needed. Winners will be announced when we get around to it.


Best Dive Bar to get 86’d From         

Easiest Place for Underaged to Buy Alcohol         

Drunkest Man in Bonner County         

Drunkest Woman in Bonner County         

Best Full Body Tattoo Coverage         

Best Place for Free Medical Care

Best Place to Avoid Social Distancing Protocols         

Best Yard Art Display (photo nominations)       

Best Tyvex or Tarp Wrapped House (photo nominations)        

Best Pot Shop

Best CBD Shop

Loosest Woman 

Biggest Slut with Nuts

Youngest Grandmother

Youngest Grandfather

Most Colorful Character

Worst Tweaker for Hire

Dumbest Local Politician

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