Thursday, September 3, 2020

Democrats Make Huge Gains at Fair

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BONNER COUNTY, ID - The Bonner County Democrats had a banner year at the county fair. First off, the democrats were able to enlist a new member, who also agreed to help work the booth. With all three members working the booth, the excitement around the table was contagious. Also helping matters, the Bonner County Democrats booth was located adjacent to the Jehovah’s Witness’ booth, and both were able to piggyback traffic off of each other.


The county’s oldest democrat, universally known as the Crazy Woman from Clark Fork, stated “This year we broke all records during county fair week. We had a total of twelve people stop by, almost three per day! And only ten of them were asking for directions to the restroom! We gave out two pamphlets, and both people promised to consider voting for a democrat in this year’s election.”


“We were concerned about being located next to a religious organization, but being able to piggyback off of the Witness’ really helped get our message out. Stats wise they had slightly more traffic with thirteen contacts, but all of those were asking for directions to somewhere else, and they didn’t give out any pamphlets at all. Bonner County Democrats are truly excited for our prospects this election cycle, we may even get more votes than the Green party!”


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