Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Local Retriever Enjoys Pawparazzi

 



SAGLE, ID - A Bonner County golden retriever, simply known as Buddy, continues to enjoy his time in the limelight. For over twelve years, Buddy has regaled adoring fans with his looks and personality, as well as his ability to find food and attention from any and all humans that he comes in contact with. No known retrieving skills have ever been demonstrated, and Buddy completely eschews tennis balls so that he can devote more time to getting some love.


Bud’s main feeder and belly rubber stated “Buddy can’t get enough of his fan base. Everytime we go for a walk or down to the lake for a swim, kids and adults rush up to pet him, and cameras just seem to appear from thin air. Buddy knows that with celebrity comes a responsibility to his fan base, and Buddy always makes time to get a head pat, get or give a hug, pose for a picture, or accept a treat.”


The Alpo Dispenser went on to say “Dinner can be the hardest part of the day for me. Buddy is constantly fighting to keep his supermodel canine figure in top form, but it is hard to gauge how much to feed him as I have a hard time keeping track of all the treats that he gets. Bud absolutely refuses to disappoint any of his fans by not accepting their food. He’s just so friendly, and he knows that everybody loves him, so he wants to give back by being available at all times.”


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