Igor Lenin to run for Bonner County Sheriff

BONNER COUNTY, ID - The Moose Droppings recently interviewed Igor Lenin of the North Idaho Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), who announced his bid for Bonner County Sheriff. Mr. Lenin was asked why voters should choose him over the incumbent and also candidate, Daryl Wheeler. Mr. Lenin responded thusly:

“Sheriff Wheeler, first of all, is bad leader as he does not embrace government’s total control of economy and its protection of its citizens during the Corona virus. Instead, Sheriff Wheeler foolishly believes that citizens of Bonner county can assess own personal risks to the virus, and act accordingly.

“Sheriff Wheeler also believes in arresting and jailing people for harmless offenses, like recreational drugs such as meth, fentanyl, or PCP. This simply leads to jail overcrowding, and keeping people off these drugs lead to personal responsibility and less central governmental control. Citizens need to be kept medicated, so they do not reflect upon their problems or question state authority.

“Finally, the DSA’s plan for Bonner county and America stresses that DSA can allocate resources and care for all citizen’s need. The leaders of DSA will paternally administer to all of your needs, and eliminate those foolish things that you all consider rights. We’ve got covered, so vote for Lenin this November.”