WESTMOND, ID - Area resident Angus Mooney has had enough with being duped on internet dating sites, and is now fighting back. Mr. Mooney has filed a lawsuit against the websites Plethora of Dead Fish and Meet an Inmate, as well as his last three dates by name. The names of these women have been withheld from print, pending their service of legal papers.
Mr. Mooney claims that his last three dates were completely unrecognizable, as compared to their online profile pictures. Specific to the lawsuit, date number one is accused of using a picture from 1975 that did not properly depict her aging process or triple weight gain. Date number two’s pictures did not accurately depict her full body prison tattoos. Date number three’s pictures did not accurately depict her amputated legs nor her constant drooling.
Plethora of Dead Fish and Meet an Inmate both refused to comment on the specifics of the lawsuit, citing ongoing legal processes and whatnot. However, an anonymous source from Meet an Inmate who is familiar with the case said that “We can hardly be responsible for the content that our users upload nor the information that they provide. But who in their right mind would trust a felon? We won’t even hire them, even though we are not above taking their money.”
Mr. Mooney is suing for damages including loss of time due to false advertising claims, medical injuries from the need for eye bleach treatments, and the cost of three dinners.
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