Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Nom Nom Nom...Let's Eat! Fine Dining Found in Gas Station Chinese

During a global pandemic, finding a restaurant still open for dinner has become a challenge. Most dining establishments have shuttered their doors, touting public safety and a responsibility to do their part. Seating patrons six feet apart from one another just isn't practical or safe, especially in restaurants with limited space.
Out on an essential beer run, it was with gastronomical pleasure that our staff discovered a delectable dining opton beyond fast food drive-thrus: Gas Station Chinese!
Located south of town, Wuhan Delight has not only remained open, but has seen a surge in business ever since the virus broke out. Due to being inside a gas station, health inspectors have deemed this eatery to be both essential and safe.
We tried the Wuhan Pig Stickers as a tantalizing appetizer. Tangy and crispy, the secret lab sauce stunned my taste buds. The Sweet and Sour City Beach Goose was outstanding, deep fried to perfection. The chef recommended pairing it with a cold Corona with lime to complement the dish. For a post-meal snack after the MSG spikes your hunger again, we recommend the 19 Bat Wing special, a secret ancient Chinese recipe the chef refused to elaborate upon, but which was scrumptious just the same.
Wuhan Delight is open seven days a week for lunch and dinner. Get your gas, get your grub, and get out!

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