Monday, June 1, 2020

Campaign Born in Clark Fork

Billy Ray Inman, Clark Fork father
CLARK FORK, ID - This Father’s Day, the state's new "Wrap It Up" campaign, co-sponsored by Papa Jeb's Pizza, was launched in Clark Fork. The public service campaign is being marketed to show all men of breeding age in Clark Fork that, like a large pizza, they too can feed a family of four.

The campaign intends to help teach Clark Fork fathers the art of responsibility and the high cost of raising children. The program is being coordinated with the state’s "Break the Mold" campaign, which aims to discourage young women from getting pregnant before their senior year in high school.

In a public statement, Papa Jeb's stated “With the double dose of newfound wealth in coronavirus stimulus checks and generous unemployment benefits, we wanted to make a difference in the Clark Fork community. Everyone understands that beer, booze, brothels and meth are all fun, but sometimes family has to come first. Especially at dinner.”

Papa Jeb's is proud to offer free delivery to the Clark Fork area for the rest of the year with a special two-for-one pizza promotion. Large pies are on sale for $19.99, or two for $50, and come with a free box of condoms for dessert.

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