Naples vs Naples
How many can you get right?Naples, Florida:
- Known for high-end shopping and golf courses.
- Flanked by miles of ocean beaches with fine white “sugar” sand
- Recommended Dining: Truluck's Seafood, Steak & Crab House
- Number of Millionaires: Over 12,000, or 9.1% of the population
- Number of Registered Yachts: 6,012
- Number of Jews: Over 28,000, or 25.8% of the population
- Most famous resident: Too many to list, including Judge Judy and Bob Seger
- Most famous recent visitor: Too many to list, including Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Naples, Idaho:
- Known for trees and government-sanctioned murder
- Flanked with scads of plywood shanties half-wrapped in Tyvex and frayed blue tarp
- Recommended Dining: None
- Number of Hunnerdaires: Maybe one, as reported by Urban Legend Mythbusters
- Number of Stolen Rowboats: 293
- Number of Jews: Don't have none
- Most famous resident: Randy Weaver
- Most famous recent visitor: Lon Horiuchi
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