7B WIRE - A local youth club, Safe Sands (SS), is lobbying to return the decoy coyotes to city beach. The SS feel that the decoy coyotes are integral to keeping the undesirable Geese and other avians that desecrate city beach away with their mere presence. The SS has therefore made its mission the return and upgrading of the decoy coyotes in order that they be more fearful to these invading avian hordes.
The SS plan to restore the tails to all the decoy coyotes, and enhance the tails with colored hair dye. The SS also plan to make the bodies of the decoy coyotes more visible by the application of glitter. Glitter is often used to attract attention to performers in certain private dance clubs and feature films. Discount Stripper Warehouse has agreed to donate fifty pounds of glitter for the SS to use at its discretion.
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