BONNER COUNTY, ID - A local man suffered the first death by Covid-19 recorded in Bonner county. Truman Sparks from the Pecos Jump School passed away last Saturday while at work. The Governor is now planning to reinstate full lockdown measures, and the county is to be fully quarantined immediately to prevent the spread of this heinous disease or any further Covid deaths.
Mr. Sparks was taking up a group of students for their first skydiving experience. One of the students seemed nervous about jumping, so Mr. Sparks offered to go first to demonstrate how easy and enjoyable skydiving is, despite being the pilot of the plane. Over the student’s objections, Mr. Sparks bailed out of the plane, and upon pulling both his main and reserve chutes discovered that he had accidentally stuffed them with his laundry. Mr. Sparks fell 10,000 feet, and impacted the 1953 single wide trailer that he resided in.
Before he left the plane, several of the students reported that Mr. Sparks had been smoking some sort of hand-rolled cigarette. As Mr. Sparks was witnessed to have coughed noticeably after inhaling from his cigarette for a long time, medical officials ruled his death as primarily caused by Covid-19. Because Mr. Sparks unfortunately passed away from Covid-19, Bonner County EMS will receive an extra 30% bonus repayment from the CDC for shop-vacuuming up Mr. Spark’s remains.
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