BONNER COUNTY, ID - At the June 17th High Council meeting, numerous woke residents gathered for the open forum session to complain of the rampant racism, bigotry and xenophobia that plagues the town and county. The Supreme Leader issued an edict stating that these acts will no longer be tolerated, and instructed the Ministry of Truth and Propaganda to make it happen. Working through the Human Rights Workers Party, the new “Love Lives Here” campaign was instituted on June 20th.
Representatives from the Ministry, the Party, plus their security details are now confronting local merchants and explaining how their business practices have been discriminatory, hurtful to the community, and that their obvious intolerance will no longer be tolerated. Merchants are given the opportunity to repent for their past transgressions by openly embracing and signing a pledge of allegiance to the new order, and display signage that “LOVE LIVES HERE”.
The signage consists of a sticker to display on their premise entries, so that harm to the businesses will be prevented if a Night of Broken Glass were to possibly occur. This is of course the reverse of the last Night of Broken Glass, where all businesses displaying yellow stars were vandalized and looted. All interviewed merchants declined to comment on whether mandatory donations were required by the Party for the privilege of announcing their past discriminatory business practices and pledging to follow the Supreme Leader’s latest edict.
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