As the nation mourns the death of Floyd George, or George Zimmerman, or whatever his name was, random and spontaneous protests have popped up all over the country by bussed in riot organizers. Riot...Protestors have demanded police reforms and more diversity. Not to be outdone, North Idaho demonstrated its zeal for diversity and the reduced need for law enforcement.
Potential protest...riot….protestors were treated to North Idahoan citizens demonstrating their diverse nature, as they patrolled streets with a wide array of firearms, all selected without any bias to race, religion or country of origin. Made in the USA AR47’s were carried alongside of Soviet and Chinese AK15’s. Standard capacity clipazines of 10, 15, 20, 30 and even 40 rounds were all equally displayed without any number discrimination. Even a few of the high capacity 100 bb chingaderos were observed to be welcomed by the crowds.
The North Idaho community even welcomed handguns and shotguns to these events, and no rifles were heard to complain. Despite all of these scary looking weapons of mass destruction, no citizens were harmed, no stores looted, and no buildings burnt. Law enforcement was also seen to retire for the evenings, as they apparently realized they had nothing to do, since the citizens had it all under control.
The riot...protestors must have truly appreciated all of North Idaho’s diversity and reduced law enforcement presence, as after seeing our citizenry basking in their glorious inclusiveness, they promptly unassed the area and headed back to wherever they came from.
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