BONNER COUNTY, ID - At the June 17th High Council meeting recently woke residents were encouraged to speak out on the rampant intolerance that plagues the community. Along with woke white residents, the High Council also attempted to find a Person of Color to come and make accusations so as to make the problem seem legitimate. As no Person of Color could be located, one was bussed in from out of state (actually, the Person of Color drove himself).
After numerous overweight white women named Karen, who were gathered to use conciousness raising as a social tool, addressed the High Council with the need to eliminate racism in our 95% caucasian community, the Person of Color was brought forth so that his heart-felt tale of discrimination and bigotry suffered at the hands of the community could be entered into the record.
The council was distressed to hear from the Person of Color that he had never been discriminated against during his numerous visits to our community. The Person of Color then questioned how discrimination could possibly exist and be rampant in a homogenous community such as Bonner County. He continued to question why the High Council was unable to find any local People of Color to come and testify about racism.
The Person of Color then finished his remarks by explaining to the High Council that their attempt to find racism where none exists was actually racist, and requested that they forever refrain from speaking on behalf of the community of Peoples of Color, as they have no basis of understanding or need to address a non-existant problem. The Supreme Leader responded by issuing a new edict that “Love Lives Here” and requiring all subjects to embrace it. The Person of Color was given a police escort out of the community and instructed to never return.
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