Moose On The Street: How Are You Protesting?

I’m protesting wimmen voters, they keep screwing up the country.  Homer, retired 93 year old curmudgeon

Like, my white asian male privilege and stuff.  Madison, High School Senior

I’m against BLM, the Bureau of Land Management.  Ammon Bundy, rancher

Burning up a butt and trashing my liver.  Nancy, retired barfly with emphysema

Me ’n muh cousin Ellie Mae is a gettin’ married afore they raise the age above 14. Cuz racism.  Jonny George Inman, Clark Fork grade school dropout

I’m protesting fascism by appropriating land that doesn’t belong to me, setting strict borders with walls and armed guards, and shaking down all the natives trapped inside for anything of value they might have.   Hippy Karen, ANTIFA member