Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Horses For Sale

How to lie down with your horse in a natural way

Beautifully spirited ten year old gelding, recently broken in by a wine guzzling cowboy of indeterminate ability. Answers to Four Hooves of Death. Also available, thirty year old mare. Still energetic enough to be fork lifted into a trailer. Answers to Glue Factory. Both had a full vet check last decade, have at least two rusty shoes still attached, and still manage to eat and poop. Free to good home(s). If interested, email fourleggedmoneypit@gmail.org

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