BONNER COUNTY, ID - The Sandpoint Ministry of Truth and Propaganda, along with the Bonner County Human Rights Workers Party has announced the creation of NIGRO, the North Idaho Greater Retailers Organization. NIGRO has been tasked by the Supreme Leader to take over the ‘Love Lives Here’ campaign, to process any voluntary donations that local merchants might contribute to the program, and to ensure that any business that displays a Love Lives Here sticker not be harmed in any kind of future civil unrest that may occur.
NIGRO will also serve as a forum for any recently woke overweight white women to gather in numbers, so that they may use consciousness raising as a social tool. In order to appear diverse, woke, and racial inclusive, all NIGRO events will feature snack service as recommended by the Supreme Leader, including fried chicken, collared greens, grits and watermelon. Also, inclusive music will be played, featuring Gansta Rap that encourages the defunding, dismantling and murder of all police, and the necessity of all white women to submit to their obvious person of color masters. All of the above has been decreed as inclusive, non-misogynistic and woke by the Supreme Leader.
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