For rent: Luxury Storage Shed. Live like a country king in this cozy cabin-like plywood box. Rustic and charming. Only $1200/month. Call Stan at 555-2020.
1989 Ford F150 Diesel Hybrid. Runs good. Rolls coal, sweet mudflaps, three tier gun rack, comes with Confederate flag. Call Cody at 555-2020.
Massages by CBD. Private, discreet, relaxing. I can help you unwind and release your true energy within. Guaranteed satisfaction! Call Cinnamon at 555-2020.
Now Hiring! COVID-19 Social Distance Enforcement Officers. Full training and defensive riot gear offered. Aggressive friendliness required. Apply on Facebook.
Full of beans! Pinto, kidney, garbanzo, black. 20 cases. Hoarded last month at start of pandemic, moving, no room. Make offer! Call Larry Fury at 555-2020.
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