"Gonna have me a pitcher of red beer, a pitcher of green beer, and one of those clear white beers to make like I'm drinkin' the colors of the Messican flag." Otis Inman, Town Drunk
"Taking an el nappo." Jesus Contreras, Honduran immigrant
“I ain't doin' a damn thing for those river rats. I can hold out for the real celebratin' days for real Americans, like St. Patrick's, Boxing Day, and Oktoberfest.” Butch Estrada-Villalobos, lightweight arena fighter
"When is it? I might do a public spirit dance to express the energy and connection we share with the heritage of those people." Moon Child, 45-year-old trust fund baby
"Post some, like, Latino pride social justice minority memes on my CrapChat so, like, everyone knows I have awareness." Madison Sweeney, SHS student
"I’m calling Immigration on every illegal I see migrating up to the hops fields in Bonners, if I don't shoot 'em first." Homer, retired 93-year-old border patrol agent
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