No New Cases, None At All

7B WIRE - Local newspaper Bonner Buzz reported last week, for the twenty-eighth day in a row, no new cases of the novel coronavirus. Nada, zip, not a one.

The reprieve was welcomed after an initial four cases beleaguered and overwhelmed the local hospital, forcing patients to quarantine outside in pop-up canvas tents.

Eight grams of ink and twelve reams of paper have been used to keep the public informed of absolutely nothing.